Groucho Marx



Quote link.
Other quotes about: understand child
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: old live
"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: man dead
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: day book
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: never
"Go, and never darken my towels again."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: find time book
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: never forget
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Quote link.
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: unhappy
"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: perfect
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Quote link.
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: music
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: money sin
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: mother children love child
"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: friend man book
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Quote link.
Other quotes about: father look
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

Quote link.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

Quote link.
"Women should be obscene and not heard."

Shop for Cable or Movie.
© 2008 Quote Sponge . com