Laurence J. Peter

Quote link. Other quotes about: ignorance: "Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
Quote link. Other quotes about: country: "America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there."
Quote link. Other quotes about: today: "An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
Quote link. Other quotes about: man: "An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
Quote link.: "A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out."
Quote link. Other quotes about: lost time past: "Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status."
Quote link. Other quotes about: truth beauty: "Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
Quote link. Other quotes about: people man: "Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
Quote link. Other quotes about: prejudices: "Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
Quote link.: "Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
Quote link. Other quotes about: man purpose: "Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor."
Quote link.: "Everyone rises to their level of incompetence."
Quote link.: "Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."
Quote link. Other quotes about: patience: "Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."
Quote link. Other quotes about: christ: "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car."
Quote link. Other quotes about: mind: "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk"
Quote link.: "If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
Quote link.: "In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
Quote link. Other quotes about: living: "In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular."
Quote link. Other quotes about: time wise: "It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time."
Quote link. Other quotes about: believe first: "Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe."
Quote link. Other quotes about: art forget: "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
Quote link.: "Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
Quote link. Other quotes about: mental power happiness men life creative change lies: "Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going."
Quote link. Other quotes about: world alone: "Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."
Quote link.: "Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them."
Quote link. Other quotes about: speech: "Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
Quote link. Other quotes about: nothing: "The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it."
Quote link. Other quotes about: man: "The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance."
Quote link. Other quotes about: never: "There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought."
Quote link. Other quotes about: friend: "You can always tell a real friend when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."

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