Stephen Leacock

Quote link. Other quotes about: die day life: "I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
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Quote link.: "Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits."