W. C. Fields

Quote link. Other quotes about: money nothing man rich: "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
Quote link.: "A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
Quote link. Other quotes about: people: "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
Quote link.: "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy."
Quote link. Other quotes about: hate: "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
Quote link. Other quotes about: never: "I never vote for anyone I always vote against."
Quote link. Other quotes about: never life mother woman: "I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."
Quote link.: "Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."
Quote link. Other quotes about: day live nothing food: "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
Quote link.: "Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
Quote link. Other quotes about: day: "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Quote link. Other quotes about: time man: "There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."