Will Rogers

Quote link. Other quotes about: house: "Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House"
Quote link. Other quotes about: person: "An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
Quote link. Other quotes about: earth: "Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
Quote link. Other quotes about: work good: "Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work."
Quote link. Other quotes about: art find: "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
Quote link. Other quotes about: good: "Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."
Quote link. Other quotes about: today: "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
Quote link. Other quotes about: right run: "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Quote link. Other quotes about: man: "Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects."
Quote link.: "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
Quote link. Other quotes about: find something time life: "Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
Quote link.: "Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is."
Quote link.: "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
Quote link. Other quotes about: human never man: "I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like."
Quote link. Other quotes about: money: "I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money."
Quote link. Other quotes about: government fact: "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Quote link. Other quotes about: bad child: "If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry."
Quote link.: "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out"
Quote link.: "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat"
Quote link. Other quotes about: wife: "I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
Quote link. Other quotes about: right world good run country: "I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to."
Quote link. Other quotes about: man: "It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
Quote link. Other quotes about: child grow: "I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up."
Quote link.: "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
Quote link. Other quotes about: life: "Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead."
Quote link. Other quotes about: today: "Never let yesterday use up too much of today."
Quote link. Other quotes about: work: "Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
Quote link. Other quotes about: world people government democracy run: "On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
Quote link.: "Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."
Quote link. Other quotes about: money: "Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."
Quote link.: "Politics is applesauce."
Quote link. Other quotes about: truth: "Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth."
Quote link.: "See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails"
Quote link. Other quotes about: live family: "So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip."
Quote link. Other quotes about: war: "Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
Quote link. Other quotes about: world: "The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
Quote link. Other quotes about: believe look: "The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it."
Quote link. Other quotes about: talk time never man: "The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved."
Quote link. Other quotes about: america people: "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
Quote link. Other quotes about: man country: "The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'"
Quote link. Other quotes about: worse look: "The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."
Quote link.: "The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Quote link. Other quotes about: time people: "The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."
Quote link. Other quotes about: good today dead: "There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act."
Quote link. Other quotes about: education: "There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education."
Quote link. Other quotes about: day: "There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
Quote link. Other quotes about: work government: "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Quote link. Other quotes about: country: "This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
Quote link. Other quotes about: good: "We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can."
Quote link.: "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
Quote link.: "We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it."
Quote link. Other quotes about: money: "We have the best Congress money can buy."
Quote link.: "Well, all I know is what I read in the papers."
Quote link. Other quotes about: need mind country: "What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
Quote link. Other quotes about: time law: "With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke."
Quote link. Other quotes about: war: "You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."
Quote link.: "You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."

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