Wilson Mizner



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"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."

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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."

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"Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down."

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"God help those who do not help themselves."

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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."

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"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."

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"Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'"

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"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."

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"The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep."

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"The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong."

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"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."

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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."

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"When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research."

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